Murphy at Law Work Jokes for Labor Day
I used to have a job an idiot could do. And I was very good at it.
I tried self employment but I couldn’t get along with the boss.
People say a little hard work never hurt anyone. Actually, a little hard work can lead to a serious workplace injury.
Overheard at the White House
“Did anything important happen while I was away?”
“Being President is a lot like playing a round of golf.”
“If I like playing golf, I can keep playing golf.”
Although author Bill Hillman was severely injured, he is expected to survive! Several other runners with the bulls were also injured. One spectator said, “It was like watching Germany beat Brazil in the World Cup. Oh, the humanity!”
There are rumors that Mitt Romney may run for President again. Top Democrats have said, “If the Republicans like losing elections, they can keep losing elections. Period.”
The Facebook Ultimatum. “You came to us. You volunteered. You have to decide.” Does the idea that you’ve been a lab rat in The Facebook Experiments give you a positive feeling or a negative feeling? Share with your friends.
The crashing of the IRS hard drives has been confirmed as a miracle. Hereafter, Lois Lerner will be referred to as Our Lady of the IRS.