Wit privilege has been a force in American life since Ben Franklin wrote Poor Richard’s Almanac. Mark Twain once wrote, “Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.” Wit privilege continues to dominate American politics, business, and the entertainment industry.
A Prayer to Our Lady of Whitewater
We believe in one Hillary, who was baptized in the turbulent currents of Whitewater, who performed the miracle of the cattle futures, and who was very near the miracle of the disappearing and reappearing files. For our sake, she was crucified by Pontius Gingrich and his right-wing conspiracy pals. She suffered political death and was buried. But, behold, our savior Hillary has risen from the dead. Oh, sweet resurrection! She is alive and running for President. Oh Hillary, hear our prayers and rescue us!
Note: A Prayer to Our Lady of Whitewater was originally published in The Door Magazine in January 2000. The version above was an update in 2007.
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Canst thou hear me now?
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Prayer Wireless. Networking solutions for the past couple of millennia or so.
Note: This is another golden oldie of mine that got into The Door Magazine.