President Obama promised that the U.S. would have no boots on the ground in Iraq, and it’s true. Due to budget cuts American soldiers now wear tennis shoes instead of combat boots.
In his recent speech, President Obama did not say one word about where the U.S. stands in regard to Scottish independence. What happens next if those kilt-wearing bagpipe blowing barbarians get their freedom? Where will it end? They will have us all eating haggis before you know it.
The IRS has evidently lost more emails. The Republicans don’t seem to understand yet that the longer the hearings go on, the more emails will disappear. If the hearings keep going and going, the IRS may eventually lose all their emails.
Pundits have begun to speculate that President Obama has become delusional in regard to foreign policy. “If I like my delusions, I can keep my delusions. Period!”
Joan Rivers R.I.P.
“People say that money isn’t the key to happiness. I always figured that if you have enough money, you can get a key made.” Joan Rivers
Although author Bill Hillman was severely injured, he is expected to survive! Several other runners with the bulls were also injured. One spectator said, “It was like watching Germany beat Brazil in the World Cup. Oh, the humanity!”
There are rumors that Mitt Romney may run for President again. Top Democrats have said, “If the Republicans like losing elections, they can keep losing elections. Period.”
The Facebook Ultimatum. “You came to us. You volunteered. You have to decide.” Does the idea that you’ve been a lab rat in The Facebook Experiments give you a positive feeling or a negative feeling? Share with your friends.