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Jokes from the April Fool
Vladimir Putin is pulling back militarily. He says he’s doing it out of respect for President Obama and he’s really sorry about the trouble he has been causing. 4-1-2014
Former IRS official Lois Lerner has agreed to testify before congress. 4-1-2014
A consortium of environmental scientists has acknowledged that global warming may not even be real. 4-1-2014
If you like cooking the numbers for Obamacare, you can keep cooking the numbers for Obamacare. 4-1-2014
Lent is underway. I’ve given up haggis. For those that aren’t familiar with this Scottish delicacy, it’s made by grinding up the heart, liver, and sometimes the lung of a sheep and then cooking it up in the sheep’s stomach. I am going to miss that, but only for six weeks. 3-5-2014
I ordered a drone from Amazon. It delivered itself! 1-21-2014
Snapchat has reported that millions of usernames and the associated phone numbers have been hacked. Your photos may disappear, but someone somewhere is going to have that data for a long time. 1-3-2013
6-year-old suspended for kiss on hand says, “It was consensual. Besides, that little girl looked like she was at least seven years old.” 12-11-2013