Racist Satanists Hold
Blacks Only Mass
in Oklahoma City
On September 21st a group of satanists held a black mass in the Oklahoma City Civic Center. Someone should have put a stop to this. Worshipping satan in a public place is one thing. Discrimination in the form of a black mass is quite another. Such offensive and blatant racism should have no place in 21st center America, where tolerance and diversity are the goals of all right-minded people.
What about all the caucasian devil worshippers who were excluded from the black mass? What about Asian and Latino lovers of Lucifer? How do they feel about being shut out? One can only hope that Attorney General Eric Holder will investigate this egregious violation of the civil rights of non-black satanists. These Beelze-bigots must be held accountable!
Husbands and wives, living
together! Mass hysteria!
The words husband and wife have been removed from California marriage laws. According to California State Senator Mark Leno, the change was needed to remove “outdated and biased language from state codes.” Hereafter, husbands and wives will be referred to as spouses. Thank you Governor Brown.
The bagpipe-blowing, kilt-wearing, barbarian freedom fighters of Scotland have been defeated in their bid for independence from the United Kingdom. God save the Queen!
President Obama promised that the U.S. would have no boots on the ground in Iraq, and it’s true. Due to budget cuts American soldiers now wear tennis shoes or sandals instead of combat boots.
The IRS has evidently lost more emails. The Republicans don’t seem to understand yet that the longer the hearings go on, the more emails will disappear. If the hearings keep going and going, the IRS may eventually lose all their emails.
There are rumors that Mitt Romney may run for President again. Top Democrats have said, “If the Republicans like losing elections, they can keep losing elections. Period.”
The Facebook Ultimatum. “You came to us. You volunteered. You have to decide.” Does the idea that you’ve been a lab rat in The Facebook Experiments give you a positive feeling or a negative feeling? Share with your friends.
Joan Rivers R.I.P.
“People say that money isn’t the key to happiness. I always figured that if you have enough money, you can get a key made.” Joan Rivers