Starke-ageddon: God vs. atheism in Starke, Florida, June 29, 2013.
The foundation has been placed. The ultimate showdown between the King of Kings and The Void will begin on Saturday, June 29th, in Starke, Florida. The reigning champion has been known as God Almighty, The Most High God, The Lord of Lords, and The Alpha and Omega. The Void is an up and comer and is widely regarded as an untested underdog.
At high noon, God and The Void will clash in a battle of Biblical proportions in front of the Bradford County Courthouse in the middle of Starke, FL, population 6000. For the past year, a monument inscribed with The Ten Commandments has occupied the lawn in front of the courthouse. On Saturday, worlds will collide when a monument paying homage to The Void will be erected nearby.
Believers in The Void will gather in Starke to show the world that they believe in nothing. Followers of The Great I Am will also be out in force. “I don’t get it,” said one passerby. “They’re putting up a statue to show what they don’t believe in. Are they trying to be ironic?”
Another resident of Starke said, “I think God could be in for a surprise. People say The Void doesn’t have the experience or the support to be competitive in this battle. On the other hand, The Void is mysterious and elusive. God may have difficulty locating The Void, never mind landing effective punches.”
Could this be the beginning of the end? This is one event you can’t afford to miss.
The Ten Commandments
You shall have no other gods.
You shall not make for yourself a carved image.
You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain.
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.
Honor your father and your mother.
You shall not murder.
You shall not commit adultery.
You shall not steal.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
You shall not covet.
Quotes inscribed on The Void’s monument
“An atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An atheist believes that a deed must be done instead of a prayer said. An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty banished, war eliminated.” Madeline Murray O’Hair
There will be other quotes, one from Thomas Jefferson, one from Benjamin Franklin, and perhaps others.