Are You Smarter Than a Network Executive?
This show would feature real network executives whose profitable formula exploits unfortunate people who don’t even realize they’re being used. One day they decide to target redneck Christians. “Those idiots won’t know what hit them. We’ll show the world just how stupid and ignorant those hicks really are.”
However, something goes horribly wrong. It becomes apparent that those sly rednecks are a tiny bit more intelligent than they look. The show becomes a bigger hit than anyone anticipates, leading to difficult choices for the dumbfounded execs. Will they be guided by their contempt for Christianity or their love of money?
The Speech Nazis: No Speech for You!
This show would feature celebrity guests weighing in on who should be denied the right to free speech guaranteed by the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. Possible hosts include Charlie “Shut ‘em up” Sheen, Piers “The Muzzler” Morgan, and Jesse Jackson.
This show would follow one of the world’s hottest new bands on their Vile Pride World Tour. In city after city, tens of thousands of fans turn out for Vile Pride Parades and Celebrations, followed by the Vile Bigots in concert playing all their hits including their chart-topping anthem “Tolerate This.”